liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

(Source: pinkmanjesse)


*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*


what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
i’m majoring in self-pity with a double minor in procrastination and crying
I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.